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This isn’t a cannonball run. The last thing we want is people chopping the top off crappy old civics and then driving 120mph and crashing into a tree or a truck or falling off a cliff or something.  So in order to make it competitive, and tons of fun, each team will earn points through challenges en route to a location.

The list of challenges will not be given until the day of the road rally, so teams will have to strategize on the fly. In addition, the Puppet Master and his minions reserve the right to award and deduct points on impulse or randomly.

BONUS POINTS

Bench Seats- +500 points

Manual Transmission +300 points

Added Seating +300 per seat- MUST HAVE SEATBELT!!!

Muscle Cars +500 (watch out for convertible options)

General Aesthetic- Sliding scale (1 to 1000 per our whim) SEE “Corvette” below…

BONUS CARS

This year’s bonus list is a combination of childhood nostalgia, cars we think would be epic, and cars we think would be horribly amazing… Who’s gonna take home the coveted “Most Beautiful Piece of Shit” Award?

FORD AEROSTAR +500 Points

I passed my driver’s test in one of these…take a space ship to the space coast…

MITSUBISHI/DODGE/PLYMOTH COLT +2000 Points

Caution!!! Must be a year when no convertible option was offered. I learned how to drive a manual car in a colt! See if you can find one!

1980’s CORVETTE +1234 Points

Xtra BONUS points for hood artwork #usethatcanvas. THIS IS THE ONE TIME A CONVERTIBLE OPTION CAR IS ALLOWED…YOU STILL MUST CHOP THE TOP OF A COUPE (NON CONVERTIBLE)

SMART CAR +3000 Points

We’re serious…Please…someone do this…XTRA XTRA POINTS!!!

TOYOTA PRIUS +750 Points

They can’t all be gas guzzlers…750 points

1989-1990 CHEVY CAPRICE +1500 Points

AKA “Box Chevy”
+500 BONUS POINTS for Police Model