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This isn’t a cannonball run. The last thing we want is people chopping the top off crappy old civics and then driving 120mph and crashing into a tree or a truck or falling off a cliff or something.  So in order to make it competitive, and tons of fun, each team will earn points through challenges en route to a location.

The list of challenges will not be given until the day of the road rally, so teams will have to strategize on the fly. In addition, we reserve the right to award and deduct points on impulse or whim.

2020 BONUS POINTS

Bench Seats- +500 points

Manual Transmission +300 points

Added Seating +300 per seat- MUST HAVE SEATBELT!!!

Muscle Cars +500 (watch out for convertible options)

General Aesthetic- Sliding scale (1 to 1000 per our whim) SEE “Corvette” below…

A Wet Hot American Chop Top: A Lost Travel Joint Bonus Points

Sliding scale points 1 to 1000 for each category

Practical points– Add something practical to your Chop Top.  Install a toilet, shower, kitchen, pull-out mattress, etc.  Must not exist previously (we’re looking at you motorhome dudes).

Impractical points– Add something impractical to your Chop Top. These may or may not make your choppy more awesome but must be inconvenient in order to receive points.  No examples here.  We’ll know it when we see it.

Fun points– Add something fun to your Chop Top.  Install water cannons, make your windshield wiper pumps dispense bourbon (see JeepJeep), turn your car into an animal (see ozarknerdz), etc.

BONUS CARS

This year’s bonus list is a combination of childhood nostalgia, cars we think would be epic, and cars we think would be horribly amazing… Who’s gonna take home the coveted “Most Beautiful Piece of Shit” Award?

FORD AEROSTAR +500 Points

I passed my driver’s test in one of these…take a space ship to the space coast…

MITSUBISHI/DODGE/PLYMOTH COLT +2000 Points

Caution!!! Must be a year when no convertible option was offered. I learned how to drive a manual car in a colt! See if you can find one!

1980’s CORVETTE +1234 Points

Xtra BONUS points for hood artwork #usethatcanvas. THIS IS THE ONE TIME A CONVERTIBLE OPTION CAR IS ALLOWED…YOU STILL MUST CHOP THE TOP OF A COUPE (NON CONVERTIBLE)

SMART CAR +3000 Points

We’re serious…Please…someone do this…XTRA XTRA POINTS!!!

TOYOTA PRIUS +750 Points

They can’t all be gas guzzlers…750 points

1989-1990 CHEVY CAPRICE +1500 Points

AKA “Box Chevy”
+500 BONUS POINTS for Police Model