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What is your team name?
gotoplessfortatas

For what car will you chop the top?
Civic sedan

Who are your team members?
Robert Stewart, Andrew Hanna

Why are you doing something so stupid?
Stupid is stupid does

What will be your strategy to win all the points?
First or last (first and last?)

Do you have any advice for the new teams this year?
follow me

What is your team's favorite beer?
Angry Orchard (whiskey)

Is there anything else you would like the organizers to know?

You guys rock

Instagram: gotoplessfortatas

 

 


What is your team name?
Choptop mafia

For what car will you chop the top?
Lincoln Town car

Who are your team members?
Trent Meister, David Gain, Sergio Orozco,Tim Flagg, Josh Kennedy

Where do you hail from?
Kalamazoo, MI

Why are you doing something so stupid?
I like to do hoodrat shit with my friends.

What will be your strategy to win all the points?
Left, Right, Left, Right, A, B, L2, R1, select, select.

Do you have any advice for the new teams this year?
its really cold when it rains

What is your team's favorite beer?
Whatever's cold and wet

Is there anything else you would like the organizers to know?

We found will smith (they didn't)

Instagram: Revo_meister

 

 

 


What is your team name?
Twerk Team Racing

For what car will you chop the top?
USS #TTR Executive Coach

Who are your team members?
Michael Cohn, Phong Nguyen, Alex Westergarrd, Brian Barrera

Where do you hail from?
Chicagoland

Why are you doing something so stupid?
To Defend Our Title!

What will be your strategy to win all the points?
We will build off of last years strategy which was comprised of paranoia, adrenaline, and those poppers they sell at truck stops.

Do you have any advice for the new teams this year?
Don't forget to read deep into the challenges. There are a lot of hidden clues and if you think it was too easy go back and do it again because you probably missed something. And always keep one eye over your shoulder....

What is your team's favorite beer?
Anything from Wynwood Brewing

Is there anything else you would like the organizers to know?
Lets make some bets! We'll bring the Champagne ;)

Instagram: twerkteamracing

 


What is your team name?
Bitches Persistin'

For what car will you chop the top?
The Original

Who are your team members?
Charity Neumann, Elena Lopez, Abbey Drake

Where do you hail from?
Colorado and Texas

Why are you doing something so stupid?
It will make a good story.

What will be your strategy to win all the points?
Nepotism

What is your team's favorite beer?
Any beer with wine in it.

Is there anything else you want the organizers to know?
We will persist.

Instagram: bitchespersistin




What is your team name?
The Tuesday Drunks

For what car will you chop the top?
That's a good question. We should probably get a car for this.

Who are your team members?
Anthony Carrao, Les Powner, Joey Rodono, and Bobby Rodono

Where do you hail from?
2 from Chicago and 2 from SLC

Why are you doing something so stupid?
Well we all took out life insurance plans on one another so we'll see how this plays out.

What will be your strategy to win all the points?
Well we're going to start by getting points. Then we're going to keep doing that until we get all the points. Then we're going to get some more points... then maybe some beers. Beers and points, that's our motto.

What is your team's favorite beer?
Four Peaks Kilt Lifter

Is there anything else you would like the organizers to know?
Beers and points. It's what we're here for.

Instagram: thetuesdaydrunks





What is your team name?
Chop Top Suey

For what car will you chop the top?
2005 Chevrolet Aveo

Who are your team members?
Robert Jackson and Brandon Pledger

Where do you hail from?
Conyers, Ga

Why are you doing something so stupid?
We were told there would be free beer and a stop in Colorado.

What will be your strategy to win all the points?
There's points? When are we going to get to Colorado?

What is your team's favorite beer?
Cold beer.

Is there anything else you would like the organizers to know?
We prefer redheads, they are our kryptonite.

Instagram: Choptopsuey




What is your team name?
VANtasticVoyage

For what car will you chop the top?
2002 chevy 3500 passenger van

Who are your team members?
Scott Ford (Baby Scott), Brent Bouwkamp (Frost Giant), Phil Cook (Philthy), Rachel Cook (RACcity), Pete Sombra (Guzinya), and “unknown”/TBD.

Where do you hail from?
Grand Rapids

Why are you doing something so stupid?
Tops are for losers

What will be your strategy to win all the points?
Win points? That’s not our strategy at all. We heard we can knock points off others!

What is your team's favorite beer?
all

Is there anything else you would like the organizers to know?
We're from Grand Rapids too. That's extra points right?

Instagram: vantastic_voyage_vegas




What is your team name?
Jeep Jeep

For what car will you chop the top?
Jeep Grand Cherokee LIMITED

Who are your team members?
Bengry, Wadowski, Carpenter, Eversole

Where do you hail from?
mostly midwest

Why are you doing something so stupid?
It's a Jeep thing you wouldn't understand

What will be your strategy to win all the points?
Being trail rated. Also a stock pile of banana peels and turtle shells.

What is your team's favorite beer?
Bourbon Whiskey

Is there anything else you would like the organizers to know?
Willing to ratchet strap broken down teams hood to roll cage on jeep to rent a tow dolly from u-haul to tow broken teams (U-haul won't rent to non solid roofed vehicles), if our scores combine. Thats a thing right?

Instagram: JeepJeepChop




What is your team name?
Gran Turismo Racing Van

For what car will you chop the top?
The Most Beautiful Piece of Shit

Who are your team members?
Charles Williams, John Stanley

Why are you doing something so stupid?
Fame, Fortune, and Farmers Tans

What will be your strategy to win all the points?
We can't give away our secrets, but we've probably already won

What is your team's favorite beer?
Jackie O's Mystic Mama

Is there anything else you would like the organizers to know?
If we don't show up to the kickoff, we broke down, please send help. (still applies)

Instagram: e250gtr




What is your team name?
The Choparazzi

For what car will you chop the top?
Twerk Teams 2000 Ford Freestar from last years Chop Top!

Who are your team members?
Zach Vernon, Sam Rosen, Jason Little, Brian Guido

Where do you hail from?
Chicago / Los Angeles

Why are you doing something so stupid?
We just wanted to prove that we could answer the Malcolm In The Middle Trivia but didn't realize that meant we were also registering...

What will be your strategy to win all the points?
WHATEVER IT TAKES

What is your team's favorite beer?
No comment until we confirm a sponsor...

Is there anything else you would like the organizers to know?
Naahhhhhh

Instagram: the.choparazzi



 

OFFICIAL REFEREES

What is your team name?
the Creators

For what car will you chop the top?
1985 Pontiac Fiero

Who are your team members?
Joe & Luke Wilcox

Where do you hail from?
Chicago & Grand Rapids

Why are you doing something so stupid?
To see how many people we can convince this is a good idea

Do you have any advice for the new teams this year?
You messed up

What is your team's favorite beer?
Joe - Chopslam / Luke - Pamplemousse Lacroix

What will be your strategy to award all the points?
Good Cop, Bad Cop